Gertrude’s Holiday Gift Guide

Gertrude Stein’s Top 6 Holiday Gifts:


6) You could get a shirt with the head of the most fabulous writer ever on it: 

stein white shirt











5) Or a shirt consisting of a play on of her words

stein shirt 2


  4) Or perhaps a coffee mug is what you need:













3) Oohhh–or this incredibly expensive inscribed first edition of How to Write:

How to write inscribed


2)  Or how about the face mug:

stein face mug












And the #1 recommended gift is:

Give yourself the chance to get your amazing writing recognized!

Submit to the Gertrude Stein Award in Fiction!

Due midnight, New Year’s Eve


Details here.

stein award


Chelsey Clammer
Chelsey Clammer is the author of the award-winning essay collection, Circadian (Red Hen Press, 2017) and BodyHome (Hopewell Publications, 2015). Her work has appeared in Salon, The Rumpus, Hobart, Brevity, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Normal School and Black Warrior Review. She teaches online writing classes with WOW! Women On Writing and is a freelance editor. Her next collection of essays, Human Heartbeat Detected, is forthcoming (Fall 2022) from Red Hen Press.