I tried to file my taxes earlier today, (yes, it’s August, and yes, I still haven’t filed them), and failed horribly. Between forgetting passwords, lost filed taxes from last year, (filed in July), the amount I know I’ll owe, and my lost PIN number (what the hell is it?), I was defeated and overwhelmed by …
I was the butch lesbian, the tomboy to my older sister’s straight über-femme. She painted her nails, I clung to the dirt that had accumulated under mine. My bikes to her make up. My skateboard to her dolls. She’s three years older than me, and we couldn’t be more different. When we were kids, she …
The first time I took mushrooms I thought it would feel trippy to eat a carrot. Whenever I eat carrots, though, I always get the hiccups. Thus, the first time I ever tripped on mushrooms I got the hiccups and thought the world was bouncing around me, like some sing-a-long ball on the bottom of …
