Happy Holidays! This goes out to all the Mr. Shirleys from Eckleburg. If you have a Mr. Shirley in your life, we wish for you a Cousin Eddie, too. We would be your Cousin Eddie. We would decorate your Mr. Shirley in holiday tinsel and bows and kick his buttocks all the way down your driveway. And we would drink your eggnogg. Because we love you. xo, Eckleburg