context is important

by Christine Herzer

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lying, for example
in the context of bottles
is a symptom of the disease
in the context of a relationship
it can drive you mad

or consciousness
in the context of meditation
it leads to enlightenment
in the context of a corporation
it can get you fired

items known to provide context are
breath, a credit card, a boyfriend; our mothers

context puts items into perspective
and sometimes out of the picture

love is most convincing without context

this is when god comes in
god is to context what love is to the world

there comes a time

god will throw you out of context
you will feel as if you have been fucked
when, in fact

you have been chosen


Christine Herzer is a poet and visual artist. She lives in India. Her work has appeared or is forthcoming in Fence, American Letters & Commentary, The New York Quarterly, Pinstripe Fedora, Elimae, H_NGM_N, Open Letters Monthly, Fogged Clarity, Blue & Yellow Dog, Platform Magazine [India], Upstairs at Duroc [France], Her Royal Majesty, Wood Coin and elsewhere. Her first e chapbook ‘i wanted to be pirate’ is forthcoming with H_NGM_N BOOKS.


Song To Accompany the Dance of the Bella-Coola God of Wealth from the Corner of First and Main to the Door of a Squad Car

Song To Accompany the Dance of the Bella-Coola God of Wealth from the Corner of First and Main to the Door of a Squad Car by David Wagoner

by David Wagoner

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See him!  Sing for him!
He knows which leg goes first
and which legs follow!
How else could he have risen
out of the seawater
and brought himself ashore
in the cold morning
with his crown of many feet?

Hasn’t he danced all day,
all afternoon and evening,
from one dry place to another
to deliver to the People
what he alone understands,
what he alone can bear—
the power of Starfish?

Sing now for Copper Maker,
Wealthy Man from the Sea!
He has never forgotten
those who have nothing to sing,
who have never learned to make
their names out of breathless air!

They are praising him!  He goes
to the door of that black shell
with as many legs as stars
to embrace it, to force it open,
to feast on it, to begin
to empty it, still dancing!


David Wagoner has published 18 books of poems, most recently A MAP OF THE NIGHT (U. of Illinois Press, 2008) and ten novels, one of which, THE ESCAPE ARTIST, was made into a movie by Francis Ford Coppola.  He won the Lilly Prize in 1991 and has won six yearly prizes from POETRY (Chicago).  He was a chancellor of the Academy of American Poets for 23 years.  He has been nominated for the Pulitzer Prize and twice for the National Book Award.  He edited POETRY NORTHWEST from 1966 to its end in 2002.  He is professor emeritus of English at the U. of Washington and teaches in the low-residency MFA Program of the Whidbey Island Writers Workshop.


Paul the Prophetic: An Interview with the Octopus

NONFICTION | Paul the Prophetic: An Interview with the Octopus

by Gabriela Romeri 

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Psychic Octopus poses while predicting the impossible: A Serbian win over Germany? 

Don’t let his oracle fame fool you, Paul the Octopus is a smug little bastard. Prefers to go by his general species name of GPO (Giant Pacific Octopus), only he insists that in his case it stands for Grand Poobah Oracle. 

  

Psychic Octopus: Roughly the size of a soccer ball. Coincidence? 

It was tough to get in to see him; he’s a big shot now. He generally won’t take calls, spurns his agents. Doesn’t wish to speak with anyone but his German handlers. 

Having interviewed other octopuses I knew Paul would be formidable–enormous brain,  species billions of years old—but I wasn’t quite prepared for the equally evolved  arrogance. 

  

Pulpo Paul predicts the final World Cup match: Spain over Germany 

[RECORDED INTERVIEW BEGINS] 

CHE:    Thank you for letting me in— 

GPO:    You should be kissing my tentacles. 

CHE:    Uh, yeah… How do you propose— 

GPO:    Do not placate me. 

CHE:    So, the world wants to know. How did you guess all the world cup soccer matches? And the German ones before it? 

GPO:    You think that was guessing? Despite all your probability and logic? You would think that. 

CHE:    Forgive me. You’re clairvoyant then? 

GPO:    Indeed! 

CHE:    Why soccer? Why tune in to our futbol matches? 

GPO:    Why soccer? [Gurgle-laugh] How can you presume to know this sport when you have just two feet? Imagine real soccer, played by eight-legged players. Imagine the combinations and permutations we would deliver in a match against you.  We would annihilate you, outthink and outflank you at every turn. Ha! Don’t make me gurgle. Now let me ask you a question. You’re from Argentina, yes? 

 

South Korea‘s Park Chu-Young and Greece’s Avraam Papadopoulos share a moment.  

CHE:    Originally, yes. 

GPO:    I understand there’s a great Argentine recipe for octopus. I believe one of your chefs wanted to beat me like a milanesa first so I would be nice and tender. 

CHE:    Ah, I’m sure he didn’t mean it. We Argentines can become impassioned over our futbol. 

GPO:    Yes, of all the caveman countries on this planet, you Argentines worship the sport like a religion—and yet, to what end? 

CHE:    Maybe we should talk about something else. 

  

GPO selects Germany to defeat Argentina. And they sure did.  

GPO:    What was it? A 4 to 0 loss to the Germans? My handlers rejoiced. It was you, the Argentines, who were beat like a milanesa, no? 

CHE:    Let’s just talk about something else. 

GPO:    It was referred to as ‘the worst Argentine World Cup loss in 36 years,’ yes? How’d it feel? Getting crushed like a bunch of dainty old ladies? 

[Silence] 

GPO:    It reminded me of that other world cup. Remember that photo of your teammates, holding their sacks? I thought it very apt. 

CHE:    Go fuck yourself. 

  

Argentine players hold their sacks during a penalty kick. Multiple sacks. 

GPO:    What agony. Such crushing defeat. Nothing else quite like it, is there? I wouldn’t know, of course. If I’m anything, I’m a Spaniard at heart—I have three of them you know. Hearts.   

CHE:    I thought you were originally from England? 

GPO:    Not anymore. They want to saint me, you know. The Spaniards. 

 

GPO poses with his new BFF, Spain.  

CHE: I’m sure they will, Paul. Right after they fry you up. 

The rest of the tape consists of guttural sounds and struggle, punctuated by swears and gargles–Bastard! Glrooosp… Eat it! Glarpoost!—as I attempt to beat Pulpo Paul with his own tentacles. The Germans threw me out of the bar with Paul watching, both of us a little bloodier, maybe wiser. Most certainly ready for the FIFA World Cup 2014 played on my home continent, in my sister country, Brazil. 

All are invited, and I’m planning a party. Main course, octopus. 


Gabriela Romeri is an editor for ICF International (formerly, Macro International), working mainly in the field of humanitarian research. She has written for local rags and trade journals in the MD, DE and DC area, and is right now finishing an M.A. in creative writing and literature at Johns Hopkins and an M.F.A. in screenwriting and film studies at Hollins U. You can find her fiction in the most recent riverbabble and upcoming in Gargoyle Magazine. Ms. Romeri is a neurotic political junkie who hopes to change the world, but may have to settle for taking her meds.