Driving a Cybertruck
"I'd like to clear up some misconceptions now that I'm the proud owner of a Tesla Cybertruck. First off, Jesus Christ, I am not an incel! I have sex a few times a week in my Cyber, and with any luck, a woman will join me in the near future...." ... Read More
SKATE GUARD
Three laps in Callie’s cruising to the sounds of her thoughts since the bosses don’t allow earbuds while working. On Wednesday her therapist said, “Write your thoughts down, Callie. Write them down and reread them each week to see if you’re really dizzy bonkers, as you say.” And then she ... Read More
The Gift of Pain
I was in Pasadena, California, looking after a cat for a friend of mine. What I had initially embraced as a writing retreat quickly became a nightmare. I was trying to write at a desk in the living room when my back went into spasm, causing me worrying pain. Trying ... Read More