We wish you a happy holiday season. And a major award. We wish you a leg lamp. We wish for world peace. We wish for kicking words. We wish for kicking art and music. We wish for platypuses. Platypusi. That word we use that means more than one platypus. We like platypuses. We like strong dark coffee, too. We hope your holidays are filled with strange duck-billed creatures on strong coffee who will give you a leg lamp and a major award. xo, Eckleburg
Happy Holidays! This goes out to all the Mr. Shirleys from Eckleburg. If you have a Mr. Shirley in your life, we wish for you a Cousin Eddie, too. We would be your Cousin Eddie. We would decorate your Mr. Shirley in holiday tinsel and bows and kick his buttocks all the way down your driveway. And we would drink your eggnogg. Because we love you. xo, Eckleburg
From our favorite bearded comedian with Samuel L. Jackson and Tobey Maguire. Enjoy and Happy Holidays. xo, Eckleburg
