CARTOON CAPTION CONTEST – Grump the Conqueror – $500
Deadline: Sunday, February 1, 2026, Midnight.
In honor of our second year under Grump the Conqueror, Eckleburg is running a caption contest featuring you know who and his newest favorite conquest. We thought about going with an Epstein theme, but the cartoon just got way too creepy.
TO ENTER: 1. Follow this account @raeclineauthor. 2. Post your caption in a comment. The caption with the most “likes” wins. Post your caption and spread the word to all your friends. Payment through Venmo, so make sure you have a Venmo account. Winner receives $500 prize along with cartoon and caption published in Eckleburg. Maximum word count: 15.
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“I’m Trump, lord of everything, god to all—you’re all losers.”
You didn’t give me the ‘Nobel’ so I’ll get my own prize.